Thread: Lesson with Foxhull (Orchestration and Percussion)
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Old Jun 21 2007, 9:19 PM
Foxhull Foxhull is offline

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Hey, I'm gonna be at camp from 3 PM Sat to next Friday. So if you can get me something for me to do during that week, it would be appreciated. And beware, I'm learning to play the bugle during that week, it's a merit badge
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LAWYER: You signed the death certificate? PATHOLOGIST: Yes.
L: Before you signed the certificate, did you take his pulse? P: No.
L: Did you check to see if he was breathing? P: No.
L: Did you listen for his heartbeat? P: No.
L: Well, how could you be sure he was dead? P: I've got his brain in a jar on my desk, but I guess he could be walking around practicing law somewhere.