Thread: Lesson with Foxhull (Orchestration and Percussion)
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Old Aug 29 2007, 10:03 PM
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Well, the good thing is I now have a car, my driver's license, and a job.
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Proof that lawyers aren't really all that smart.
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Originally Posted by Richard Lederer
LAWYER: You signed the death certificate? PATHOLOGIST: Yes.
L: Before you signed the certificate, did you take his pulse? P: No.
L: Did you check to see if he was breathing? P: No.
L: Did you listen for his heartbeat? P: No.
L: Well, how could you be sure he was dead? P: I've got his brain in a jar on my desk, but I guess he could be walking around practicing law somewhere.