The Gangsta Life Aint Eazy

*Read, please!*

Ok...so, some of you had previously heard my parody of a rap song, Two Percent.
Due to the extremely, and oddly, great response from friends and others about it, I have decided to make a new one. Once again, this song is NOT, and I repeat, NOT meant to be taken as a serious rap. I can not stress that enough. I personally, do not care for rap at all. So, please just listen in good fun, not for a serious perspective on rapping xD

With that being said...hope you enjoy it, it was really quite fun to make, and I hope it at least makes you laugh once or twice, solely based on the cheesy-ness of the music


For anyone that cares to read along, here are the lyrics.


Got in my car, put the keys in
Put on my rap, got down low
Drove real fast, didn't do the speed limit
No way, no how, that aint how Two Percent roll his toll

Now here I am, inside the store
I got my cart and I mean serious shazzle
Went to the dairy aisle and to my great frustration
Two percent milk was out of the station

I ran to the manager and told him wuz up
He told me too bad, so sad, are you mad?
I charged at him and punched him cold
And yelled out with my head up "Two percent got you told!"

-Chorus-
Whether it be the cars you have, the clothes you wear, or the milk you drink
There's no denyin, I certainly aint lyin, the gangsta life aint eazy.
No matta the swagga, the brains, or the gramma, it's all about profit baby
There's no denyin, I certainly aint lyin, the gangsta life aint eazy.

Ran outta the store, heard the sirens goin
Knew I only had so much time to get my rear outta there
So, I spotted Wheat Thin and he looked at me
He knew I was in trouble, and we booked it outta there!

That was just another day in the life of me
Being Two Percent isn't all that it seems
While there certainly are pleasures, whether it be the ladies
There's no less of a doubt, the gansgta life aint eazy

We got back to my place, and he slapped me across the face
He yelled, man whatchu doin over there?!
I gave him my reasoning, and he sat there for a second
Then said, aight bro, you got my approval here

But when Fat Free Pops heard about our little mishap
No wonder he sent goons to give us some feedback
It was now or never, there was no turning back
You all better take cover, it's time for Two Percent to attack!


-Chorus-
Whether it be the cars you have, the clothes you wear, or the milk you drink
There's no denyin, I certainly aint lyin, the gangsta life aint eazy.
No matta the swagga, the brains, or the gramma, it's all about profit baby
There's no denyin, I certainly aint lyin, the gangsta life aint eazy.

Now you see, I was born in a farm with the animals
I became one with them, they were my family
We grew up together, and formed an alliance
I would do anything for them and they'd do the same for me

They taught me everything I know, from heel to toe
How to speak, how to walk, how to dance, and how to fight
I am what I am now, because of their enticing delight

Until one day Fat Free Pops came by
He forced me to watch my farm family die
They attacked them and ate them, and before my eyes
He offered me to join them as a gangsta lies

Until the moment comes, I will end Fat Free Pops, no matter what happens to me
For in honor of my family, I will keep the name to the end
Two Percent is who I am, and that aint gonna change baby!


-Chorus-
Whether it be the cars you have, the clothes you wear, or the milk you drink
There's no denyin, I certainly aint lyin, the gangsta life aint eazy.
No matta the swagga, the brains, or the gramma, it's all about profit baby
There's no denyin, I certainly aint lyin, the gangsta life aint eazy.