I finally present to you a movement from my big variations project that I've had brewing since early 2024!  Emboldened by the success of my "Deck the Halls" Variations I sought out more popular themes that I could write variations on.  Originally I only intended to write variations on the Returner's March, but it soon grew out of all proportion when I started noticing all the little motivic relations between different themes so I had to include more.  This is meant as a hybrid variations fantasy