Worst Musical Pick-up Lines?

*bongos

And bongos, when unamplified are nowhere near as loud as the average drummer.

^which was my point.

what do you call a tone-deaf guy with no rhythme who follows a band around on tour?

"You know saxophonist are the saxiest people in band, right?"

what do you call a tone-deaf guy with no rhythme who follows a band around on tour?

The... Triangle player?... :P

True talent isn't appreciated by most women until you're in your 20's-30's and making money from it.

That's why I tend to be with interesting and creative girls, and not brain-dead chewing-gum-munchers that have the word "like" as an acquired reflex.

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OOPS, sorry for the double post...

"Do you know how to play Iron Man?"

jokingly "No"

"Let me show you how to play it"

seriously "No man I'm just kidding of course I know to play it"

what do you call a tone-deaf guy with no rhythme who follows a band around on tour?

the drummer

A slightly smoother variation on Michel's joke:

"What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?"

"A drummer."

How do you get two oboists to play in tune?

How do you get two oboists to play in tune?

shoot one?

Ahem, you shoot one of them?

YES!

No, you shoot both of them.

A drummer wanted to buy a new instrument. His friends suggested the accordion, so he went to a music store to get one.

After browsing the store, he turns to the shopkeeper:

"I've made up my mind. I want that big red accordion standing against the wall!"

"You're a drummer, aren't you?"

"How did you guess?"

"That's the heater."

No, you shoot both of them.

Says Mr non-Violent... :P

Thou shalt not kill.

"Now, those are my fourteen commandments, will you remember all of those?"

Mark, what are the other four? I'm really interested to see what Moses' long lost son Markes has to say.

Thou shalt not bone thy neighbor's wife.

Thou shalt not leave tritones unresolved.

Thou shalt not rest 'til thou danceth on Sapphire's grave.

Thou shalt worship Mark.

HAHA! I love the first one.

That's why I tend to be with interesting and creative girls, and not brain-dead chewing-gum-munchers that have the word "like" as an acquired reflex.

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OOPS, sorry for the double post...

Yes exactly, same here. That's why the keyword is I said "Most women", not "all women". Still it's very hard to deny that out of 10 randomly selected girls between the ages of 13-18, you will most likely get 9 "brain-dead-chewing-gum munchers" and only one creative, artistic girl. At least, that's the way it worked at my former school. Maybe it is different in other places.

It's not.

It's not.

Some how, it's comforting to know that.

Says Mr non-Violent... :shifty:

I was just stating a fact, not that I support doing it...lol.