Rust & Bones – Colonel Mustard

Colonel Mustard served with great honor during the Great War with Colonel Sanders and Sergeant Pepper. Indeed, they worked as a team in the cantina of a military camp where they were serving fried chicken to the soldiers. After the war, Colonel Mustard, Colonel Sanders and Sergeant Pepper founded with an additional business partner named Harvey Beerstein, a greasy spoon restaurant called The Four Little Pigs. Harvey Beerstein was known for his special way of whipping mayonnaise and undressing young Hollywood actresses. Unhealthy food and practices became their trademark. Some whistle blowers pretended that the The Four Little Pigs were shipping false relic bones to Boneman & Sacks Relic Asset Management Inc. but who really knows. Strangely, those whistle blowers vanished and the bone relic market went up just after.

“This story is a work of fiction (as is Fetchflix by the way). Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

Music & Production: Syrel
Photography: Portrait generated with DAL-E