Suite no. 0 for Piano

This is my entry for the horrible, attrocious competition.

Suite no. 0 for Piano

You kind of stole my idea with "ZZZ", because I think when all is said and done, pieces that are boring are in an area of being irredeemably bad! I would have just tapped a kee every four measures, though! xD Nice awful job, Woodruff!

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA... These are very funny! All the time you spend to try and better you compositions and then you [contest purpose] resort back to "baby" composing... LOL. Good job Jason.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA... These are very funny! All the time you spend to try and better you compositions and then you [contest purpose] resort back to "baby" composing... LOL. Good job Jason.

Yes, I know. I kind of liked composing these and found it difficult to resort to this stuff. My personal favorite is II. ZZZ

lol, bars 5 to 9 on the Allegro has me laughing!

Actually the first one has too many good things juxtaposed badly to be the worst.

Now ZZZ ... hmm actually would be fine film music ... but yes as a concert piece a tad on the dull side. But again your ideas are too good dammit

No we get to bad music in No one Cares. Trite chord progressions, dissonance for no reason, silence that sounds like the pianist is flabbergasted about where to put their hands - reminds me of a few of my classmates struggling to find 1 4 5 chords in F minor. Bravo on a truly bad piece of music there.

I genuinely like the second movement and the third is perfectly timed at the end for comedic effect (especially since they are just unimposing thirds and then a fifth :lol: )