Short story time
So, I was GOING to do acoustic, but the action on my guitar smoked a J and got real high over the last few years. I didn't want to take it in to a luthier because I have the horizontal crack of doom creeping it's way to the bridge and I'm scared. It's 20 years old but it's my baby and yeah I need a new acoustic. So then I decided to use electric, but my amp is at the drummer-of-the-dumbo-band-I'm-in's house. That's like, an hour away, you know?
So there I was, just a good ole' sm57 with no amp, a guitar that's not perfect so I won't play it (at least for recording), and I'm pretty sure I had a pimple on my nose as a grown postpubescent man. Well, I have Ableton. The amp's on it are wack, and I haven't delved into the wiry realm of guitar plugins. I went through a grueling slog of research and discovery about this mysterious and foreign dilemma, and ultimately, after a sweaty agonizing 7 minute video, I made progress. Then... get this... I spent ANOTHER FIVE WHOLE MINUTES downloading the required free plugins from sites that draped an anxiety-induced curtain over my precious little heart.
I made it. Whew.
They're alright, the free plugins. I still prefer mics and amps, and I still prefer having someone that isn't a complete dunce such as myself to record me. But if you want to have fun with that stuff, the free routes seem like a good place to start. For me, but for you too. That's right, Peter. I'm tired of imagining your poor guitar under a tumultuous mound of PetertheProcrastinatingPracticer's dead skin cells. DUST, son. I'm talking about DUST on your guitar. It craves and desires to be played. It's 2024 now, time to get pickin and grinnin.
Then you can of course save up with your newfound passion of the guitar and get an electric. Then you can get a new computer. Then you can get an updated DAW.
And THEN, you can get some free plugins.
Oh yeah, and thanks for listening to my song. My dog's name is Beau, I also have his brother Max (same litter). I'm glad you liked the gunk, grime, slime, saliva part. I'm proud of the alliteration, then rhyme, then different alliteration. Having fun with the words and all that.