Mark Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 *bongos And bongos, when unamplified are nowhere near as loud as the average drummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vulture Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 ^which was my point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QcCowboy Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 what do you call a tone-deaf guy with no rhythme who follows a band around on tour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Prodigy Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "You know saxophonist are the saxiest people in band, right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlioz Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 what do you call a tone-deaf guy with no rhythme who follows a band around on tour? The... Triangle player?... :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlioz Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 True talent isn't appreciated by most women until you're in your 20's-30's and making money from it. That's why I tend to be with interesting and creative girls, and not brain-dead chewing-gum-munchers that have the word "like" as an acquired reflex. EDIT: OOPS, sorry for the double post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Kirk Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Do you know how to play Iron Man?" jokingly "No" "Let me show you how to play it" seriously "No man I'm just kidding of course I know to play it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QcCowboy Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 what do you call a tone-deaf guy with no rhythme who follows a band around on tour? the drummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 A slightly smoother variation on Michel's joke: "What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?" "A drummer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oboehazzard Posted August 15, 2007 Author Share Posted August 15, 2007 How do you get two oboists to play in tune? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QcCowboy Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 How do you get two oboists to play in tune? shoot one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manossg Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Ahem, you shoot one of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oboehazzard Posted August 15, 2007 Author Share Posted August 15, 2007 YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violinfiddler Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 No, you shoot both of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlioz Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 A drummer wanted to buy a new instrument. His friends suggested the accordion, so he went to a music store to get one. After browsing the store, he turns to the shopkeeper: "I've made up my mind. I want that big red accordion standing against the wall!" "You're a drummer, aren't you?" "How did you guess?" "That's the heater." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 No, you shoot both of them. Says Mr non-Violent... :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oboehazzard Posted August 16, 2007 Author Share Posted August 16, 2007 Thou shalt not kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 "Now, those are my fourteen commandments, will you remember all of those?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oboehazzard Posted August 16, 2007 Author Share Posted August 16, 2007 Mark, what are the other four? I'm really interested to see what Moses' long lost son Markes has to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Thou shalt not bone thy neighbor's wife. Thou shalt not leave tritones unresolved. Thou shalt not rest 'til thou danceth on Sapphire's grave. Thou shalt worship Mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oboehazzard Posted August 16, 2007 Author Share Posted August 16, 2007 HAHA! I love the first one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nirvana69 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 That's why I tend to be with interesting and creative girls, and not brain-dead chewing-gum-munchers that have the word "like" as an acquired reflex.EDIT: OOPS, sorry for the double post... Yes exactly, same here. That's why the keyword is I said "Most women", not "all women". Still it's very hard to deny that out of 10 randomly selected girls between the ages of 13-18, you will most likely get 9 "brain-dead-chewing-gum munchers" and only one creative, artistic girl. At least, that's the way it worked at my former school. Maybe it is different in other places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oboehazzard Posted August 16, 2007 Author Share Posted August 16, 2007 It's not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nirvana69 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 It's not. Some how, it's comforting to know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violinfiddler Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Says Mr non-Violent... :shifty: I was just stating a fact, not that I support doing it...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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