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The Zoloft Song

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I'm depressed, so I wrote a song about my favorite drug; ZOLOFT!

It helped. It really did. Sing along. And make your troubles go away!

;)

zoloft..MUS

zoloft.MID

I don't know about the efficacy of Zoloft, but this song made me laugh! A great little song. It would make a good chorus for a longer song with the verses about people getting into depressing situations.

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I made a video too.

Can you say Grammy Award?

ZOLOFT

It made me laugh... and laugh some more. ;)

But I have to ask.... Green robe?

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Well I promised you I would be hooded and cloaked. ;) I tell ya, the only thing more fun than being drunk is not being drunk.

Clap-clap-clap...I hear this sounding from the Zoloft commercial stand, at the next congress I go!

The video was great, too!

Cheers!

Cheers! I thought this deserved better than a MIDI.

So ... I created an MP3 Here:

zoloft - eSnips, share anything

Made me laugh. Nice voice you have there, too bad it's too soft.

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Psh. I find it hilarious that you are complimenting my voice when I was trying to make it sound like I had a terrible one. You'll hear my real voice on the next YC Opera House Podcast, though. :huh:

Psh. I find it hilarious that you are complimenting my voice when I was trying to make it sound like I had a terrible one. You'll hear my real voice on the next YC Opera House Podcast, though. :huh:

I was complimenting it in a sarcastic way tho.. ;)

Catchy and quirky! lol

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And kinky. :shifty:

Usually, small joke songs don't do it for me but I actually did enjoy this one. It actually did make me crack a smile which I don't often do to songs. Nice job.

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That's because it's not a joke. The lyrics came from my soul.

Whatever you say man...................:P

  • 2 weeks later...

XD :) Bump......

Song scared the hell out of me, I'm not joking. I nearly got out my nine millimeter right then and there. [/failed joke]

Hihihihahahahohoho!

  • 10 months later...

This is brilliant in its simplicity. If my rock band wanted to perform this at a coffeehouse gig , how would we go about getting permission from you?

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