where IS my supersnail???

Dearest Composers, both young AND old, (AND middle-aged.......),

We all have a tendency to feel victim to external events sometimes. It just so happened that at the time of writing this number, my wife had taken a not-so-pleasant fall into a watering can, from which I took one half of a nervous breakdown, and began to blench without mercy........

I do hope ye shall find it cabbage to thine hungry ears!!!

As always, the song is performed by the National Garden Orchestra of Joy for which I conducted & sang. Due to my inherently slow nature, my conducting abilities are somewhat speed-limited, hence the recording was made four times faster post-production. I do pray this will not be seen as "cheating" amongst the more prestigious members of the Young Composers community!!!!!!!!

With all the verily best wishes for thine mental and physical healths,

*Super Signature™*

Blenching Snail

I am highly entertained. My apologies about your wife,

- Daniel

I couldn't help but laugh with this...xD Great work, Snail! xDDDD

(Sorry about your wife though! :O)

Precious thanks be to you both who demonstrated a humbling compassion for a mere snail's woes..... I do find it extremely warming to the heart when lifeforms of such a divinely-graced caliber freely choose to care for Earth's 'underdogs' if you will (quite literally for us little snails!!!!!!) as it is so rare where I come from (the garden)....

After what felt like an eternity (even for a snail) waiting for my Supersnail to appear, I became a helpless onlooker as the watering can containing my slug-wife was carried into The Shed by one of the human 'locals' for the night. The Shed is well known throughout the garden as a rather treacherous place for a 'creature of the grass' - human beings keep all their weapons of grass-destruction and various insecticides inside The Shed. Not only that but it is full of deviant insects and brooding characters who have chosen to live an alternative lifestyle of darkness .... I know some personally, though shan't be mentioning their names, for fear of any that may be posting under an 'alias' on these very forums.

Though snails are slow and resigned in their movement .... their hearts are anything but!!!! And though it will probably take me a couple of years to get to The Shed I am beginning my journey TODAY and pray pray pray that my wife will still be 'where I left her' in the can (though preferably better off!!!!!!!!) when I reach The Shed.

Over the next couple of years I shall be keeping ye all informed of this journey and your support in this matter would not be unwelcome, though understandable, considering my substantially lower-level ranking on the food chain.

This post is in tribute to all folks in life who have found their convictions and the courage to follow them,

*slimy signature*

Blenching Snail

I'm very sorry about your wife :(

But about the music....

LOLOL!!!!

Now, that's funny. I could see a whole musical done like this. Quality of music and arrangement is most excellent.