JMitchem Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I'm a 14 year old female and have the solution to all of your problems with finding fantastic females who realise that you do actually need time to compose but don't want someone who has a horridly limited vocabulary! Only one question... Are you hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saiming Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 James, why? Seriously, why?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlioz Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 I expect a "why not?" from him now... :sadtears: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violinfiddler Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 DATE HOMESCHOOLERS! Yes, we actually are too cool for school! Seriously though, around 9 out of 10 females are really artistic, free thinking, and creative. Well, in New Zealand, anyway!:laugh: I totally agree, homeschoolers are the way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaelrix Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 I don't know about everyone else, but the only time I give a blowjob is when my piano is dusty and I'm too lazy to use a duster or rag. But other than that, ask me to play Beethoven's 3rd concerto, and I'll "do" it. Let me warn you it can get a bit messy though. Especially the parts with the rough fingering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James QZ Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 "My dog ate my music" ... Does that count? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyu001 Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 "Oh man, I broke my G-String" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Learn from the [classical] masters. "You are an donkey!" - Mozart (in English). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James H. Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 "It almost looks like a soprano recorder, you can still blow, finger, and tongue it. It's a little longer, though. :D " I'll bet the first thing to come to mind wasn't an alto recorder. :P A contrabassoonist I know from youth orchestra: "There's nothin' like having 16 feet, 10 pounds of wood between you legs and blowin' it hard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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