johnoeth Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 One that always gets me is "pianissimo". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Castillo Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 "Fag." :whistling: Nah, that one stopped being funny long ago. "ritard." It's like the score calls you a retard. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nirvana69 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Atonality, lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamen Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Otonality and Utonality to some degree, but mostly Isocords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmiew Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 penissimo? the only thing other than french and italian bassoon parts that still get me is when anything with Bass in the instrument name is copied so that you get donkey Clarinet, donkey Guitar, assoon, donkey Marimba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nirvana69 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 "Fag." :whistling: Nah, that one stopped being funny long ago."ritard." It's like the score calls you a retard. :) Glad to see you've matured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James H. Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Discord. Not to be confused with datcord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pianoman216 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Pianist...so long as one says it quickly and emphasizes the first sylable. I strongly (and slowly) put all emphasis on the second so as to avoid all confusion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malexos Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Pizzicato, because I heard my friend's orchestra teacher pronounce it "Pissicato" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Skye Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Discord.Not to be confused with datcord. Ha! I was in the middle of class and I lolled. For me, anytime someone spouts some crap and doesn't know what they're talking about is funny. And I know it would be pretty funny if I tried to talk about agriculture or chemistry, but at least I know not to try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnoeth Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 Discord.Not to be confused with datcord. Haha that's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James H. Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: "pianist" pee-AN-ist? pee-AW-nist? pie-AN-ist? pie-AW-nist? I tend towards the first two, more the second. I've heard the third. The fourth seems intentionally pretentious. Which do you prefer? Whoa, I can type and post in this box, yet Windows is telling me that Google Chrome crashed. Wait, now Chrome told me "WHOA, I just crashed, mate!" Yet I'm still typing... lala.... lalala... laa... wait, I hate solf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathieux Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I hate it when stupid high school band kids don't know that Bassoon in almost every other language is some sort of "Faggott" and they're like "WHAT IS A FAGGOTT!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAA!!!!" and i'm like "dude shut up it isn't funny." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Skye Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I hate it when stupid high school band kids don't know that Bassoon in almost every other language is some sort of "Faggott" and they're like "WHAT IS A FAGGOTT!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAA!!!!" and i'm like "dude shut up it isn't funny." It's pretty funny. But I'm sure every male bassoonist the world over is tired of it. Sorry that you're one of them, but your instrument has a funny name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokkemon Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 It's TROMBONIST not TROMBONER!!!!!! :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Re: "pianist"pee-AN-ist? pee-AW-nist? pie-AN-ist? pie-AW-nist? I tend towards the first two, more the second. I've heard the third. The fourth seems intentionally pretentious. Which do you prefer? Whoa, I can type and post in this box, yet Windows is telling me that Google Chrome crashed. Wait, now Chrome told me "WHOA, I just crashed, mate!" Yet I'm still typing... lala.... lalala... laa... wait, I hate solf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcharney Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 "Violist." cracks me up every time. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamvParr Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Percy Grainger. Things like, instead of molto ritardando, "SLOW DOWN LOTS" and instructions to play "throbbingly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcharney Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Percy Grainger. Things like, instead of molto ritardando, "SLOW DOWN LOTS"and instructions to play "throbbingly" this is true...his habit of turning every word into an adverb is as retarded as his music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morivou Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 this is true...his habit of turning every word into an adverb is as retarded as his music. I happen to love his music. -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Skye Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Grainger's good, no bashing allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasJ Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 "SLOW DOWN LOTS" Lol'd :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynda1234 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Hi there, Would a new one like me be welcome here? Thanks so much in deed. I like rock. Any one wants to share with me, joins now. :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicFiend Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Glissando. :D Plus, it sounds funny when trombones or strings do it. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackballoons Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Dipthong, f-hole, overblow, fingering (randomly fingering...)...all the phrases to feed my inner id. *is guilty* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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